i need a girlfriend to coddle and a boyfriend to diminish his spirit

crabs is rocks

they should re-name ovulating to the Evil period

u stop fucking someone and the lace veil goes away and u think to urself how the fuck that haircut got past u

yearning and pondering by the sweet flashing light of my charging vibrator

hey girl do you abstract with that ass

you dont need to do anything special just bring a girl some cut up apple and cheese it’s that simple

no babe i like your food stained shirt the clean ones scare me

i had to kneel on frozen peas as a child and now i’m upset that my air fryer can’t fit three hashbrowns ?. girl breathe

born to chase forced to work

who got paid today call me let’s talk

drinking boba in a non god-honouring way

#idontcum #zoloft

guy on bus turned to me looked me in the eyes and coughed in a way that was meant to slap me in the face

another guy on the bus just smells like straight up breakfast sausage

someone saying they’re a nazi and finding it funny enough to talk like them is a grossly far removed privilege btw

finally

i need to die