I do not understand but I disagree

How in the fuck did I just spend 60$ at Panera bread on two kids meals and a cup of soup

Anytime anyone orders a bush light from me I just assume they would fuck their cousin

Bartending is a chore tbh bc are you already drunk, just stupid, or inviting me to an Asperger’s expo.

My brother in Christ are you ordering another shot or not

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My favorite thing to do after I’ve been drinking is give girls Great social media complements that I haven’t seen in 10 years. YAASS GIRRRLL 🔥🔥🔥

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I mean I kinda get it

Seriously almost swung on a chick in a wheel chair bc JUST BC IT SAYS HANDICAPPED ACCESSIBLE DOESN’T MEAN ONLY HANDICAPPED. I’m not pinching my turd off bc you rolled in here and I walked

Anyway y’all enjoy your day

me at 3am trying to decide if I want a spoon of peanut butter or a handful of shredded cheese as a snack

The eyes of a conch

Waticing a bugs life wtf y’all doing with your lives

Me as a bartender explaining this IS my real job..

i was wondering why my alarm didn’t go off after a drunk night out 🤦🏽‍♀️

One thing about me.. imma act my wage

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

Illegals arriving at the border are pissed to learn that Texas National Guard is now in charge of the area: "We're looking for Border Patrol!" Texas seized Shelby Park on January 10 and is blocking off the federal government from the area while they arrest illegals and build