My favorite snapshots of Elena Gilbert and I from that photo booth at the carnival.

[Wraps up a bottle of hair gel and a pirated copy of both The Notebook and Black Panther, before having a courier deliver them to @ForsakenManiac. You never know what mood the brooder will be in.]

You have the most gorgeous eyes, @AptMercy. Tell me they're not contacts because that would be a sin!

Dang it. My pink polish chipped. [Sighs in annoyance.] I'm so going to have to get this fixed. I should've chosen the gel polish. If only I could get more cash without actually having to work. Oh well. At least my outfit is on point for Monday!

[Squeals.] Motorcycle? Johnny Leone should teach me how to ride.

Me trying to cook lunch is pretty much a disaster. I wasn't made to be Betty Crocker.

No! Do I need to beg? x.com/VexMeGood/stat…

[Laughs.] Love that one. She's sassy and feisty and pretty and just plain fun.

Sunday vibes are the best.

There's nothing better than a day at Saks with my credit card. Well except for sex, but we won't discuss that. Even though I just did. [Rolls my eyes.] Just whatever. You know what I mean.

Even the strongest of women need cuddles once in a while.

I'm expanding my horizons beyond makeup and purses. No, the studio definitely didn't have this drawn on the canvas before I started. [Shifts in my seat.]

Sometimes you just need a vacay in a pretty place with a warm breeze and a big soaker tub.

Matt Donovan ~ need it, of course, but still, that would really suck because the team needs you. I swear you and Tyler are the glue that holds the ~

Matt Donovan ~ entire thing together. However, if you ever tell him I said that, I will /so/ not admit to it. Can you imagine the ego? We'd never hear ~

Matt Donovan ~ the end of it. [Cute shoes meet the grass lining the chain link fence that borders the field as my lips part to utter some other ~

Matt Donovan ~ nonsense about our physics test next week.]

I had a mention from a certain devil and it's gone. [Protrudes my bottom lip in a pretty pout.]

In fact, ALL my mentions are gone. Stinking rotten blue bird.

If I put on my swimsuit and go wash Damon's dated car, you think my mystery person would notice? I mean, my tan is dreadful, but I think I still got it.