I instantly hate anyone who dares attempt to denigrate David Folkenflik

All I want is to live my life without having to be constantly selling myself.

I cannot say this loudly enough or frequently enough.... Fuck AI

I'm eating a Kind bar, not because I'm actually hungry but because I'm stress eating and it seemed like a smarter option than a bag of Doritos?

When friends ask me if I'll move back to SD someday...

Wondering how people will react if I quote post-modernism theorists in this PR trade article...

wanna boop his lil nose so bad

It seems like most things humans need to function are now considered radical. Rest is radical. Not wanting to get sick is radical. Wanting to work less hours and be able to afford a house is radical. Even stating you don’t want people to die is radical. This isn't sustainable.

Years ago, a prominent writer had a website with the address "Is [name] pregnant?" and when you went to that site, it was just a page that said "No." Gonna make my version, "Is Candice crying at work today?" and it will just be a page that says "Yes."

The herpes-infected monkey was Elon Musk

Guessing I have now been shadowbanned for calling this site's owner a herpes-infected monkey

Man, you mention Messi in one email to your boss and next thing you know you're seeing him in every one of your social feeds 🤪

The weirdest thing about having a chronic illness/disability is that you can spend an entire day in bed and still be completely exhausted the next day

Please point me to the corner of the internet that is dragging that new SHRM ad, because whooooaaaa is it bad😂

So...the new campaign strategy against Kamala is just "I know you are, but what am I?"

This is just the best thing I have seen in a long time. I hope she gets so much of their money.

I always wonder who is to blame when I hear an ad on Spotify promoting something like "Macy's has everything you need for Father's Day," and it's September. Someone in Macy's marketing team? Their media buying agency? Someone at Spotify?

Cutting ties with this site. Come find me on the photo app at candicerenee666 or here ⬇️