my love language is talking shit

My toxic trait is thinking I need a license in every male dominant field.

I really just wanna be drinking my way around the world in Epcot today.

One pretty day and everyone goes crazy! Trade day line backed up to Burger King 😅

One day you’re cool and hip and then bam you catch yourself looking at hybrid mini vans. 😏

Told My kid I received an email stating his Fortnite account was hacked that he lost everything and would have to start over for April Fools. He cried.

The Audacity!!!

I really got a lot to say tonight.

You ever just LOL

Life is like a Haunted House, you gotta just keep telling yourself this can’t be real and eventually it’ll be over.

Something don’t sit right with me about girls that request bubble bath at the nail salon. Why you wasting your money?!

I don’t need no costume I been a clown the whole year.

WHY ARE THE COMMERCIALS SO LOUD ON THE Paramount Network APP!!!

Never speak twice on how you feel about certain shit because they heard you the first time.

If you wanna go, baby just leave.

Do husbands who like football but make fun of Real Housewives realize they’re watching a bunch of rich strangers fighting for a TV contract too?

Why is the Collinsville Burger King never open?

I’ve unlocked a new pet peeve, don’t park in pickup if you’re walking yourself in the store to shop!

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