The fire alarms in my new dorm are fucking terrifying. They’re so loud for such small rooms :(

Pronouns when antiverbs walk in.

A fate we are all doomed to. Personified with kitty :)

Hmm… your fate has been decided. You are beautiful!

Everyday I wake up and hold back the urge to cry, knowing Britain exists and that humans are forced to live there.

YouTube, I can’t speak Spanish! Stop giving me Spanish ads!!!

Whose fucking idea was it to have an exam at 8pm??? Wtf is my professor on??? Oh yeah, lemme just take an exam at 8 fucking pm

Dream deadass made his fans wait just for him to be ugly and a default character. Keep the mask, man! (I hate groomers)

Give me Overwatch girls! Please! For the love of god! I will literally go feral for them!!!

I hecking love ai hentai. This is stuff is so cool.

I’ll say it, I think Kiriko is best girl.

Damn. This me.

Those bastards are murdering the McRib!!!! Not on my watch…

Baller

Don’t eat light bulbs, kids.

“I, Zilly, have the smallest balls ever conceived. And I’m a dumb poo poo head.”

Peenor. Poosy. Bobs.

Fuck off

Is this thing on?