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THIS ENTIRE TIMELINE IS CHAOTIC.

[[I'm debating flipping one of my accounts! Which nerd should I go for? In order of most experience with to least experience with.

Mothman is real and in love with fox mulder

What is something someone has said to you that you'll never forget? — "thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks" curiouscat.me/cancerousCrust…

So how WAS penis ouija — LITERALLY THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH. IT WAS AKIN TO SITTING ON A CACTUS AND TRYING T… curiouscat.me/cancerousCrust…

[[I'm stuck between a Dave and a Tall Dave.

[[dO NOT THINK I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU, N I P P L E T H I E F

ONE MORE TIME, LOUDER, FOR THOSE IN THE BACK.

Is there a movie you could watch over and over again, but never get tired of? — 50 FIRST DATES OR THE TROLL VERSION. BOTH ARE MASTER PIECES, THOUGH THE HUMAN VERSION IS LESS COMPLEX. SOMETHING I'M CO… curiouscat.me/cancerousCrust…

NEVER HAPPENING IN A MILLION YEARS.

[[Give this queen the love and affection she deserves.

... I FUCKING HATE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT BECAUSE THE OTHER ME'S ARE COMPLETE FUCKING DUMBASSES.

CAN YOU BE A GRACIOUS, GENEROUS, FEED-THE-POOR KIND OF PERSON FOR ONCE IN YOUR LONG LIFE AND STOP. IMMEDIATELY. JUST STOP. RIGHT NOW.

APPLICATIONS CLOSED. POSITION IS FILLED, UNFORTUNATELY BY, "FUCK U. DAVE." FOR MORE POSITIONS WE HAVE OPENED UP FOR FUTURE REFERENCE, GO TO SUCKABULGEDAVE.ORG.

FUCK U. DAVE APPLIED FOR THAT POSITION AND THEY'RE GETTING THAT POSITION, HOWEVER UNDER QUALIFIED THEY ARE FOR IT. STOP BLOWING THEM OFF AND TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE, YOU INGENEROUS PIECE OF SHIT. THEY HAVE KIDS TO FEED, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER.

FINDING ANOTHER JOB? IN *THIS* ECONOMY? I KNEW YOU WENT BATSHIT INSANE, BUT I NEVER KNEW YOU ROSE TO THIS LEVEL. ALSO, I'M THE FUCKING OWNER OF THIS BUSINESS. YOU ANSWER TO ME, ASSHAT.

[[I did the thing

MY PLANS FOR THIS WEEK: DOING ABSOLUTELY JACK SHIT AND HOPING THE WORLD DOESN'T FALL APART.