Rangers just signed Taylor Swift

I love this man

I have terrible news for you……. If you look inside the cardboard core, there’s a ‘bonus’ roll that will last 2 more years…….. and at the end of that roll is a mail in rebate for a free roll.

Anyone that lived through his best years knew how good he was but in the end, it’s a ‘no’. He was a HOFer in vibe and ability but the body of work falls short

Name the modern day version of this NBA player.

Dear Red Sox social media intern……

Bass Pro Shops: Do not enter our store. Also Bass Pro Shops: If you choose to use this coupon, we invite you to pick up your purchase in our store.

My name is Ken Rosenthal. Watch as I burn 20 years of solid journalism to the ground with a single unbelievably shitty article. I read it twice to try and find something redeeming and………nope.

The Grateful Dead are like an old Electrolux vacuum…….they’ve been sucking since the 60’s

Sorry……. Exceptional outfielder but a pedestrian hitter outside of HR. Hall of Very Good Coley but not hof

The fact that John Tomase is not on this list is the biggest oversight by far

Your career in a nutshell.

Brady Three*

Curt Schilling is an asshole of unimaginable proportions but he belongs in the HOF.

Just take the L

What the fuck is wrong with you people?? This would not even be remotely possible in ANY other country that claims to be somewhat developed.

Get fucked you couch humping piece of shit.

Did you take your profile picture at the photo booth at a Klingon convention?

Larry, which of the cousins were your parents?