One of our teachers REALLY hated the word 'Revometer' so we'd use it as often as possible just to wind her up. Kids would swear loyalty to the Kaiser just to annoy a teacher.

This is Liquid Boomerism.

I have my Mum's old diary from 1980.

Rent for 2 bed council house: £7.64 p/w

Combined income (small office secretary/factory worker): £198 p/w.

So the '£2' off she is talking about is over 25% off an already low rent.

Every movement for social change in history, from Suffragettes to abolitionists to Chartists have been told they're their own worst enemy & the powers that be would surely just give them what they want if they weren't such a nuisance, and every time it's been stinking horseshit.

Have seen this open letter get passed around Instagram more than here. If you're an artist, promoter, label, sound person or involved in DIY music please add your name to the swelling list of people calling on City Properties and Graham & Sibbald to enter negotiations with staff.

As much as we did predict of what is currently happening, we definitely never imagined that a massive celebrity artist would use A.I. tech to make their own voice sound like Tupac, then insult themselves with A.I. Tupac as a sort of concern troll against another rapper.

Sunak is a serially miserable weasel. One clearly denied any love as a child so now we can't get signed off work because he has no handle on reality.

this photo of taylor with denise welch and florence welch in the back being a foundational piece of ttpd lore

NEW: BrewDog Waterloo has been given a licence extension to 1am & 2am (Sat/Sun) despite reports of

- workers being exhausted
- serving intoxicated customers beer towers
- injuries to children
- staff being attacked by drunks and BTP being called regularly

There is no LGB without the T.

My speech at the Council of Europe.

Miley has reinvented Harper Valley PTA.

t*ylor lyrics on the title track are really gonna hit with girls who are 19 and have just discovered matty healy type fake indie fixer upper boyfriends. but ultimately she is 34.

i knew olivia was headed for pop punk greatness before guts was even released bc she’d already done the most riot grrrl thing imaginable: have one-sided unprovoked beef with courtney love

PUB. GAY PUB. THE MISSING WORD IS PUB.

Love my sons Jorch, Jort and Humby.

to love a place you lowkey have to also hate it. like people, places will disappoint you and are imperfect. the place cannot represent anything. it cannot be an escape or an ideal. It can only be what it is and usually there is some ugliness there.

Fallout was a great bit of television. Faithful to the lore, the crushing brutality and amorality of existence. Goggins and Maclashlan clearly had a lot of fun making it.

love to live in my £400k Persimmon house

Next level pothole, Devon. Has developed its own ecosystem.

*blinks* *squints* *blinks* I’m sorry, what now?