If call volumes are always higher than normal, I think y'all are calculating the average wrong.

Turns out that parenting is a sales gig too.

"No prints, String" - our 4 yo playing tractors David Simon. I guess he's enjoying our late night tv as well.

Our 15 month old has #COVID19, with symptoms. He's miserable and this was preventable. Get your shot; because it's not about you.

Subsidize food, not farmers growing ethanol.

It's "do as little as possible outside" hot outside.

99F at 9am, 117 in the forecast. Sprinkler party at the hog farm. It's days like these that make me question our commitment to "pasture-raised" but I'm confident that our animals are comfortable despite the extreme conditions. More work than turning on some fans in a barn though.

...And you will know me by the trail of dead flies in the kitchen

5 YO Freddy with Saint Peter's Men's Basketball taking the ‘chip. Kid is a shark wearing shark undies.

Guster getting a lot of love on TBS. That’s gotta be Matt Norlander, right?

All eggplants should become baba ghanoush

So Slack does a pretty decent job with transcribing pig.

Telling kids the absolute corniest jokes and leaving them in stitches is a real underrated part of parenting. Dropped the “is your refrigerator running?” classic on them this morning. Whoowee that one slayed.