First holiday celebration and already the head of the table. Happy Chairsgiving, everyone.

What is the big deal? That table looks perfect.

I’ll take it in a metal leg. Or give it in my comfy vinyl recliner tush net. Just gimme that Fauci ouchie.

I know I can’t get the shot. Humans only. But I did my part.

Made it to the national stage on CBS Mornings today. 2 things: 1. They didn't interview me, so really not worth watching for that long. 2. Look at this idiot crying at a little shot.

I love horseback riding in the snow.

Paddling is my happy place. It took me awhile to get the hang of the kayak paddle, what with no arms. But persistence pays off.

Good gravy. You can’t even sit on it. WTF?

I am perfect for this position. When should I come in for my interview, Indiana University Internal Medicine?

I generally think memes are lame, but this one was made for me.

I haven’t gotten an interview date yet. Please confirm that you got my curriculum seatae. There are other chair positions open and I can’t hold them off forever.

Look at this asshat.

Why in the holy hell do I have to be part of this ridiculousness?

Junk in the trunk

I'm right here, IU School of Medicine

This is my cousin, Stacy. She's a bit of a diva.

Good god people this was a year ago. This year has been the longest decade of this young chair’s life.

I take offense at this comment. x.com/ChrisCarrollMD…

#ChairFluencer

2 years ago today since the shot heard round the world I'm convinced I am still holding up asses because of it