These children look equally as miserable as a child soldier…authentic

ben shapiro i don’t forgive you. for anything

What do you think the beaver’s historical story is? My guess is Vietnam

We’ve all heard of panic at the disco…now I present to you; disassociating at the dinner table

Someone needs to take away the confidence I have to cut my own hair

I just want to talk about Gladiator 2 with someone 🥲

Stall gaps should be illegal

How often are they eating corn in Europe?

I’ve had the urge to challenge people to arm wrestling…I just wanna know who I can beat up

Fashun

Imagine taking a cool sip from this bad boy in the middle of the night 😮‍💨

It’s so easy to become one of my top friends on Snapchat, all you have to do is snap me like twice and have me snap back and badabing badaboom

If you think about it…deep dish is just kind of like pizza lasagna

Beefing with the elderly is not part of my job description

I’m not really okay

Seeing yourself erased from someone’s life is rough buddy

I just feel like I’d be really good at riding a mechanical bull…maybe my confidence has gotten too big

I’m gonna start cat calling men idgaf