Gimme

Nothing’s a more alpha move than being the first one to start crossing the street while the red hand is still up

Sure baby yoda’s cute and all but have y’all forgotten the original green heartthrob?

Bart Simpson Chalkboard *Dont fill up on crackers and cheese* *Dont fill up on crackers and cheese* *Dont fill up on crackers and cheese* *Dont fill up on crackers and cheese* *Dont fill up on crackers and cheese* *Dont fill up on crackers and cheese*

This can’t be real

I just read a book, that is all

What kind of sociopath, when given an option for flavors, picks green apple?!?

That Northwestern ad made me feel like I was getting recruited for Scientology

Busta Rhymes in Look At Me Now was just training to watch all these lecture videos in 2x speed

I miss this man so goddamn much

Is sneezing the most underrated feeling in the world?

No surprise Oral Roberts won, guys deal with enough sex jokes for 5 life times you think they’re gonna be scared of some dudes from Ohio?

I was at a wedding in Pakistan that was blown up by the United States government via drone. There was a guys foot in the cake! Anyway would love to come on the tonight show and tell the story. #weddingfail

Rip to the Legend

……this chick might be the dumbest person alive.

The gentrified urge to open the 3rd coffee shop on one block in Brooklyn