For those keeping track at home, Tork is on pace for 648 walks and 162 home runs.

BOW TO YOUR KING

Spencer Torkelson in 15 games this season 🐯 .309/.409/.673 5 HR 11 RBI 13 R Detroit Tigers | #RepDetroit

Will be protesting Red Robin until I’m granted the opportunity to purchase the burger pass.

Goat Talk 😤😤 Chris Jared (1)

Spencer Torkelson is the AL leader in extra base hits. Bow to your King.

You personally typed this and pushed send?

Why haven’t you been doing the cool tweet lately? Coach Chittle

I didn’t know It was possible to feel this level of sadness at the the greatest place on earth.

BRING THE BALL/ STRIKE CHALLENGE IMMEDIATELY

PAY THAT MAN

What an absolute cheek clapping Chicago Bears Big Cat I mean my god. Fight back.

This franchise does not deserve Tarik Skubal.

Times aren’t that tough Wendy’s this is not a $9 burger. Please have Wendy reach out directly.

Drop one more pass and I’m getting a “Noodle Hands” custom #14 jersey. Amon-Ra

Haters are going to be in shambles this season. #TorkMVP

Jalen Duren in the first round