The girl behind me is trying to say eggs are dairy???

My brother just leaned down to my ear and whispered "you are going to be a potato when you grow up."

We all know k mart is a knock off of Walmart but we are all to scared to say anything.

Am I the only one who thinks ezells is a bit overrated

I watch Shrek too often in my adulthood.

Honestly what is the point of wearing a belt if your pants still look like this

I still hate chris brown #youknowwhy

Tbh I really don't care if Kate Middleton is having another baby

Ever wish you could rewind

Since it's Friday the 13th maybe we will actually win homecoming #spooky

I like how juuls are above cigarettes in the social chain but they are literally the same thing

I don’t ask for much but my man Barack Obama is out of the Oval Office and is now eligible for the NBA celebrity basketball game. Every RT is a vote we can squeeze a smooth 1M retweets out of it #NBAVote

You know when you meet those people and instantly feel like you’ve known them your whole life? Yeah that’s the best

Middle schoolers are probably the most ruthless people in this world don’t even try me on this one...

Nothing’s been coming off right lately...

You ever just get super into that playlist you made in like 5th grade #taiocruz

That day when you realize no one really cares about what you say is the worst