Did I hear somebody saying they wanted me to bake them a pie? If so I’ve got a great recipe for a chocolate one.

I miss the good old days when Ai was just a Canaanite city that Joshua defeated in battle, razed to the ground, and whose king he impaled.

If you believe in God, the day of judgment, and the age to come, then it is better to die with integrity than to live with compromise. If you don't believe in these things, then you will compromise anything to survive. Moving forward, it will be very easy to see who believes in

If someone is a 30-year-old caucasian male right now, they literally have no memory of a world that was not highly hostile toward them. They've been hammered since birth by their Marxist-educated teachers that they are the source of all the world's problems, that they will soon

This.

*sigh* Are we really doing this again already? That was five years ago, but I don’t know who I look like now. A lot of mornings when I first look in the mirror, my immediate thought is one or the other of my grandmothers; Rose Marie; or Phyllis Diller. If you know…

On a positive note, she finally stopped pronouncing it “archi-texture”

If you think "it could never happen here," then you don't understand history.

“I must confess that I never would have been saved if I could have helped it.” - Charles Spurgeon

Jew-haters: "We hate you for killing Jesus 2,000 years ago. Also, you're Khazars and have nothing to do with the Jews from 2,000 years ago. Also, you invented usury 4,000 years ago. Also, you're Russian."

A journalist went to interview a communist. J: If you had two homes, would you give one to the government? C: YES! Power to the people! J: if you had 2 million dollars, would you give 1 million to the government! C: YES! Power to the people! J: If you had two factories,

Elite level.

"No." ^^^^ The only appropriate response when the waitress asks, "Is Pepsi ok?"

Praise God!!!!!

Beautiful analogy! (Hint: the one shrieking like a banshee about airplanes and alleged assassination plots of foreign governments colluding against her is not the momma.)

The entire family was delicious.

Pray louder. Perhaps your god is on the toilet.

In memory of Chuck Norris (1940-2026), let's watch his legendary fight with Bruce Lee (1940-1973).

In an age of idiotic recycled memes and memetic hatred, think for yourself.