Your bio is so nerdy Emily.

You're such a nerd Emily.

Can you believe I'm actually around.

Effy just dropped cheese all down her front. This is what Brian dates

@notBrianDales I'm going to buy you matching his and hers bibs.

"I just ate the most bomb ass roast veggies." I want to leave this house

@notBrianDales Why are you like this

Effy is forcing me to watch Iron Fist and wants me to eat vegetables. I'm sending her to live with Brian with no visitation to me.

@notBrianDales Honestly, you two are made for one another because I just saw her lick her own shirt.

@notBrianDales You both disgust me.

@notBrianDales She's alright

"Brian has grown on me. I like his voice and his face." -Emily.'s mom

Effy is like, "let me choose music" and you know it's gonna be Brian or Luke.

"I fancy Mitchy." So does your boyfriend, Effy, it's fine

@notBrianDales She called you her future son-in-law.

"I'd have his children, I was gonna say I'd have them on my face but I already have had him on my face." That is fucking disgusting

@notBrianDales Put a ring on it

|| "do you wanna see my biological parents? They look like they should be in prison. One is."

I love being with Effy's family

"Stop tweeting about me when my fingers are busy... I meant while I'm baking. Don't take that out of context."