who else should be the main character in my own life?

Only in Naples can you go to a grocery story, order restaurant quality food, and have drinks by the bar with a dj 😂

If you pull out a gun on my son for a prom date I’ll beat the shit out of you

my mom got me cleaning HER house like Jesus himself about to check-in for the night

I love seeing pregnant women still lighting weights in the gym or running long distance like you really the baddest bitch

lmfao I’ve gotten my battery put in, my cabin filter changed, and my a/c filter changed 😂💅🏼

I can’t wait to be a boy mom 💙 dropping this here so I can retweet in 4 years

People who are weird about money. Are people I don’t hang out with.

I know I’m not suppose to be late to an interview but neither is the person interviewing me… like be so fr right now

We good on this side

Ya wrongfully chewing my sis up when in reality, as a Labor and Delivery nurse, men tend to be the worst support person for a woman in labor for this and many reasons. No interest in comforting mom. PS5 or not, the lack of support is astonishing from most men.

also, one day I’ll speak on how abortion laws impact non-viable early pregnancies (<24weeks or <2000g) miscarriages and how they make women suffer in a delivery room bc, legally, we cannot induce her.

Still my dream car right now

Me and seltzer water go together real bad

I hate when I walk into work and people ask me why I got makeup on and have my hair done? I gotta be ugly and roll out of bed cause ya do it? TUH.

maybe I’m getting old but everything being see through, crop, short like can I please just find a cute top

I need more loungewear

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