this is me if you even care

Men are really just out here having all of the audacity

We’re in the worst timeline

“It’s for you, my dear Ukraine” Olha Kharlan dedicates her Bronze medal to 🇺🇦

Ratatoing (2007)

My new patented method for confessing your feelings to someone: “hey, I have a crush on you….. so, like, does that do anything for you??”

everytime someone tells me theyre an international relations major i have to fight the urge to say this soooo bad

I think I'm done dating for a while

what did I do to deserve this

me: *telling my guy friend about the boy i’ve been talking to* my guy friend: he probably doesn’t even wash his hands

can’t wait for natural selection to take out all the slow walkers

Forehead kisses are so lethal, they shouldn’t be allowed unless you’re about to propose

it’s just the red mirage. it’s just the red mirage. it’s just the red mirage. it’s just the red mirage. it’s just the red mirage. it’s just the red mirage.

Pack it up boys I found my husband