“it’s giving…” idk bestie but i know what ur giving. me a headache

make sk8r boi - the avril lavigne musical happen Avril Lavigne

me (with the intent of empowering u to start selling leggings): hey hun

I wish my life was more like a movie, so it’d be over in an hour and a half

the guy at the end of every rom-com

commodify depression

did you know if you say Queen Elizabeth 3 times in the mirrror she will appear and colonize your bathroom

male network exec pitching his “girlboss”show

it’s better to have yolo’d and yolost than to never have yolo’d at all

it’s better to have senior quoted and senior quost then to never senior quoted at all

JUST ANNOUNCED! FRI 12/2 @ 10p Cam Gavinski (Cam Gavinski) presents a one-person comedy musical that explores depression, masturbation, heartbreak, and Bobby Moynihan. w/ Dylan Adler (Dylan Adler) Tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/camgavin…

“can you explain this gap on your resume?” me: “yes, it’s a place where white people go to try on ugly clothes.”

Doing my solo show this Friday!! The amazing Cam Gavinski will be opening. Here’s a link to tix 🔥 eventbrite.com/e/hit-that-tra… Thank you Lourdes Zamora for the incredible poster ❤️🔥🔥

I met my girlfriend on Raya…and the Last Dragon fan forums. It’s even MORE exclusive, cause there were only two of us :(

This is one of the most original stand up sets I’ve ever seen and I am here for it!

If you need 2 brave, US comic 🌟🌟 in-the-making who are debuting Edinburgh Festival Fringe now, try “an all-access, all-excess, exposé on exposing” with Cam Gavinski or join a cult with mosesstorm

Speaking of Penises. I Randomly found myself at this Jerks show, #Bonheur , talking to his penis…. It rose to the occasion (the show and the penis) p.s. his penis is French Cam Gavinski Edinburgh Festival Fringe #edfringe #fillyerboots Gilded Balloon

Peak “traumedy” ⁦⁦Edinburgh Festival Fringe⁩ ? Best newcomers (inc US comics mosesstorm⁩ ⁦⁦⁦Cam Gavinski⁩) make private pain a surreal sort of fun, while purer political acts (⁦Andy S. Parsons⁩ ⁦⁦Ian Stone ON TOUR 2024⁩ ) still thrive in corners theguardian.com/stage/2023/aug…

my first special is out now. i hope you like it.

Lion King? more like LYING King