I'm sure you have seen these pictures hours ago.

Interesting how you put your own watermark on my video as if recording over my audio makes it yours.

I’m honestly so over the whole partying scene. I suppose drinking is fun when you’re young and immature, but I guess I’ve just reached the point where I much prefer spending my weekends at home, high on meth and actually being productive

Incredible

Smart bed with a built-in 4K projector

I never reply to political shit, but 1. It stands for ArmaLite Rifle because that’s who developed it and doesn’t shoot even close to 15 shots per second 😂 2. The amendment is literally for fighting the tyrannical government, to which we are laughably outgunned compared to 1791

I could photograph this skyline for HOURS... and I got the chance to do that last night with an incredible display of lights

y’all think this is a red flag?

casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

Best corporate twitter thread ever

The guy in the white who risked his life to save the guy who was hanging on to the ledge needs a medal. Absolute hero.

dear whoeverthefuckmadethismovie, TOO SOON.

We’re gonna be outside by Memorial Day

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU

Joe Biden Tesla has created over 50,000 US jobs building electric vehicles & is investing more than double GM + Ford combined [fyi to person controlling this twitter]

Best purchase of the year by a long shot. 2023 Model Y performance 🎥Elon Musk Tesla

Tesla FSD accelerated and crashed my brand new car into the side of a mountain. My Tesla dealer has been 0 help. Elon Musk Tesla pls help