Happy Bobby Bonilla, gotta respect a quality deal maker

The iPhone can buy millions of dollars of stock, tell me my exact location this day 10 years ago, and scan my fucking retinas to ensure my identity, but somehow updating the snoozing timing from 9 minutes to 5 minutes has eluded the Apple engineers... like WTF??

Instagram: would you like to share to Facebook? Me: no I don't need creepy Jerry from 6th grade geometry seeing my every move

Wow, just submitted a passport renewal online and was genuinely surprised by the quality of the platform / ease. Gotta love when the gov hits you with a good UX

Surfing has to be Top 5 for this movie alone

Who could've guessed the ESPN people's bracket (the culmination of all the brackets submitted) turned out to be just all the favored teams. Truly groundbreaking.

Listening to The All-In Podcast talk in broken cirlces about unfeasible ways to change the banking market is giving me brain damage

I’m incredibly disappointed but sadly unsurprised by the temporary closure of Mid-Market’s Whole Foods. (1/7) sfstandard.com/business/downt…

I'd watch a Tucker Carlson vs bluesky debate show, that'd be electric

John Fisher is outdoing the Roy kids as least competent rich person and the HBO writers are literally having to make stuff up to compete.

If HBO rebrands itself one more time we'll need to have an intervention, I'm worried about them

Nothing makes me feel old quite like pulling some condiment or sauce that's been expired for a year+ from my fridge

Was just asked to tip a grab and go self checkout robot, this has gone too far

Will never listen to One by Metallica and not think about Balfour walking out to the mound in Oakland

I don’t trust folks who put their Xmas stuff up before thanksgiving.

Low key, T Swift could win the 2024 presidential election if she wanted to at this point.

Tom hanks has already purchased the movie rights to the Biden story, maya roudolph to play Kamala

Bone n thugz should do the next bond intro song, that would be fire

Bessent's interview stardards: "What makes you qualified to cut rates here?"

Literally the only reason I pay for YouTube TV is to watch live football. ESPN /Disney and Google figure it out, this is ridiculous.