Field Day was so intense back in our day... Shit felt like the playoffs.

First time in a Buc-ee’s

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

8x Olympic medalist 🇯🇲Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce DEMOLISHING everyone in a parents race at her son's school 🤣 (🎥 _suediamond/IG)

Surf n turf

Boomers will literally wait in a hotel line to tell someone at the front desk that they are "checking out" instead of just going home.

It doesnt sit right with me that we dont have another name for when your cousin has a baby. Like who is that to me? Also my cousin? No he's not

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge on the highway?

i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house

If sharks had ankles, they would be broken

“BANG” Nick Tarnasky, Oil on canvas

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

I love how they perfectly summarized Jack’s character in a single scene. Right from the beginning you know exactly how this guy operates. So funny.