Sparkling milk hmmm bubbly i can’t wait to swallow it

I’ll put anything on the internet once

Love my new incense

Cowboy Depop

Not even noon yet and I’m going to have to put my phone down for the rest of the day

Spot the difference in the photos

Nothing makes me want to make a slo-mo montage of me back flipping heavy machinery (dirt bike, snow mobile, forklift, etc) like Korn

Nothing makes me want to punish a case of Labatt Blues like Korn does

If you played football in high school you served in the military as far as I am concerned. I will give you my seat on the train I will salute you at the store

it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.

Just caught myself reading carrot like tarot

I love constructing.. .

Put the pre-smushed record in my mouth right now.

I’m the type of dude to bite you if you touch my bionicles so step back buddy if you don’t want to get snapped by someone who lost their retainer 6 years ago

I could easily beat a philodendron in a knife fight I know it

No motha, please don’t entrap me in the shadow

McKinley is against PDD (Public Display of Dapping me up)

I bet he would look pretty silly on a unicycle