Her: Why did you invite me to this match when you’re on the bench? Me: I wanted you to know I’m not a player.

Volkswagen should bring back the Beetle as an electric vehicle and call it the Lightning Bug.

Phone ago vibrate non-stop in Kingston

this is the type of shit i always think about like damn people actually exist

Remember when $100,000 JMD was $1000 usd? Good times.

When a pay day??

When your alarm goes off for work and you realize you’re too tired to work, too poor to quit and too young to retire

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

scientists launched a SWAT operation on cancer this year and i’m loving it

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

If the algorithm brought you here that means you are due for a win streak.

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

i dislike how the narrative is always jamaican content creators aren’t doing this esp when a WHITE foreigner comes out here & do something. they’re jamaican content creators who are putting the effort into the craft on the same thing but nah get the fwd.

Again… this is what your tithes and offerings should be used for.

Maturing is realizing that you have to manage your finances like this man 😭

If you come across this post, it means you're due for a very BIG WIN this month.

When you realize God wasn’t lying when he said he had plans for you to prosper, have a future and a hope.

The Thriller album is bigger than Taylor Swift's career.