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Hi Pizza Hut UK, just got a home delivery of a pizza with cheesy bites crust from Glasgow Great Western Road, and my dips haven’t been included! Tried to call and it keeps ringing out. Help!

Hi BBC Shows and Tours, I was lucky enough to win 2 tickets for Take the Floor at Cottiers Box Office this Wednesday, however I fell and broke my ankle yesterday. The tickets are in my name, but it would be lovely if my girlfriend Lindsay MacNeill could take her Mum! Can you help?!

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There was never any lockdown. There was just middle-class people hiding while working-class people brought them things.

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Hello Vodafone UK. I pre-ordered the iPhone 12 Pro Max from you last week. Last night I received a text about a free power bank, thanking me for my “patience”. I assume that means that my pre-order isn’t coming today, but I haven’t actually been told. Can you clarify?

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Hey Tim Cook! Excited to get my new iPhone X delivered only to find the screen is unresponsive to touch. A very expensive, shiny brick!

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The new Scotland kit, set to be worn with pride during World Cup 2018 on the beach at Magaluf

🍀 1 club 👔 18 managers 🏆 102 major honours 📆 130 years #CelticFC130

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