Calum Geddes (@calum_geddes) 's Twitter Profile
Calum Geddes

@calum_geddes

These things happen

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calendar_today07-04-2011 14:57:22

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No Context UK 🇬🇧 (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

long weekend. prepping ww3. dug trench in back garden. neighbour says am bein dramatic. lobbed tin of scotch broth over fence in rage. hit her arm. she launched it back. i hid in trench. unharmed. retaliate with a tin of spaghetti hoops. no return fire. fuming. that was my dinner

No Context UK 🇬🇧 (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

probably take you down the local where my mates will stare at the knicker line through your leggings while you sink £2.50 in the fruit machine. few packs of bacon rashers and a drink of your choice then hopefully bend you over the bins round the back at the end of the night

No Context UK 🇬🇧 (@uknocontext) 's Twitter Profile Photo

YOU FUCKING SCAMMING BASTARDS Snapchat. MET BIRD ON YOUR APP. BIT EMOJI LOOKED FIT. ARRANGED MEET. SHOCK AN HORROR. FAT. PEOPLE WOULD OF LOBBED BUCKETS OF WATER OVER HER FOR BEING ON DRY LAND IF WE WERE IN PUBLIC. STILL FOLDED HER LIKE NOKIA 2780 IN BACK OF CAR BUT NOT THE POINT

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“Scotland will be the villains if they beat Ukraine” Good. A hope the whole world hates us when Grant Hanley scores in the 91st min to knock them out.