If any of your other toys turn up dead soon, this motherfucker is the prime suspect.

Feel like my life could be a bit more hectic so thought I would go to Kyoto for golden week. Already checked branded mask faux pas off my list… @ 品川駅 instagram.com/p/CdAON5th-SF/…

Trying to get ahead of that “Old Capital Crowd” anxiety with some traditional comfort food from my home town. #beardfullofhummusbeforethefirststop @ Shinyokohama, Kohoku-ku instagram.com/p/CdAQGVSBH_1/…

World Craft Beer Takanoya has strong tile game. Booze ain’t bad either. @ 高野麦酒店TAKANOYA instagram.com/p/CdAu9JehV9Z/…

“Big Rigs on tiny streets - Kyoto edition” out now on free PDF on selected 32MB USB sticks and .wav file via BitTorrent. @ Kyoto, Japan instagram.com/p/CdFyUhgBuKE/…

Just posted a photo @ Before 9 instagram.com/p/CdFzTrVhcG4/…

Enough yoghurt to make a 20B! #Felixyoulegend en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazda_Wan…

Wicked big police presence in the hood this morn. And when I say wicked. I mean awesome. How magnificent is this boy? Welcome to the future, champions.

.Gold Coast Suns young gun Alex Davies' grandpa came from Japan to watch his first AFL game today. He ended up in the circle singing the song! ❤️🎶

Receiving A Call When You’re Already On A Call

Woman Knows To Stay Away From Certain Parts Of Own Psyche At Night bit.ly/3nQPAnV

This cursive up your alley, dwvcd ? Can’t say I have seen this signage before.

Dropped me towel, innit.

Someone Got em all! No broken glass. Probably an inside job. Absolute pros. What a masterclass! Wonder if they are on Masterclass? Should be! Respect! #undergroundmasterclass

As far as I know this is the first half marathon in the world that will be run completely in car parks! #tokyocarparkhalf

Just thinking of all the frozen pizzas I chucked cause they were 2 weeks past best by date…

Excuse me waiter, there’s a pumpkin in my tower…

10-min sketch of today’s Kamo River #pleinair #Kyoto

Sketch of ginkgo trees along Teramachi in Kyoto The lady spent a while clearing up the leaves. #pleinair #kyoto #watercolor

Blocked ears from a head cold is nature’s noise cancellation.