Every other country who hosts a world cup panics and spends a fortune on infrastructure in the lead up. Not the good ol' USA, however. They just act weirdly smug about how shit it is.

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

Best clip I’ve ever seen in my life 😭 — Tries to send it into the stands… somehow goes backwards — Switches feet and blasts a rocket straight at the bloke in front 😂 — Has another go (he ducks this time) and sends it OUT the stadium

Me as a child solemnly reading the Christmas card off my grandparents before I see how much money I’ve been given so I don’t look like a grabby little bastard

Dying here

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.

Wearing a back pack as an adult gotta be one of the most embarrassing things Cutting about like I’ve got PE and food tech in the same day

Class hearing Paul Scholes describing his day at the snooker 😄

Lads we are on the brink of relegation

Cam Ciraldo dropping the N Bomb on he’s press conference has me crying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣

Professional golfer John Daly grabs a guitar and starts jamming out, singing “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”

LEAGUE ONE HERE WE COME Cambridge United FC

Honestly... I only remember one time that Mark Allen had an even more cruel moment at the Crucible compared to yesterday missed Black to go to the final.

Three frames away and there’s still time for a quick tab. Proper old school this.

We are facing a Chinese century of dominance, not just in snooker but in all aspects of life, and most if it is because our young lads are on the lost marys and theirs are smoking Proper Tabs

Can't get over Sandro Ford's 'what I drink in a day video' from Monday. A gout tablet followed by four cans of lager before a flight. Heroic behaviour.

Broad and Swann didn’t bully him enough

Making sure to respect the badge on the way to vote

What people in England think is happening today