You know lifes deep when getting pissed in my gaff is the only motive.

People who go outside twice in a day and post “second time out come get me Boris” just get in the bin.

are you specky cause a can tell ahahahah

House Party’s To make a comeback...

Big Bones Jones

Can’t lie a pint in a beer garden rn sounds sexual

Who’s the better RB? Settle the debate

Asif we missed McDonald’s monopoly because of this shit... what a joke.

All birds do is post competitions and waffle shit

If you brush your teeth before breakfast are u acc brushing your teeth ? Pointless.

If you flip a house , would you be stood on the floor or the ceiling...

Hahahaha that’s joke 😂😂😂

FARMERS LEAGUE 🤡 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Olympique Lyonnais

Only your usual 40 yard freekick from me , nothing much x

British Culture 🇬🇧

No one buy Dolmio all week. This is war

Never a yellow

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

Casemiro to Man United, here we go! Real Madrid accepted all details of the bid, clubs preparing contracts right now. €60m fixed fee, €10m add-ons 🚨🔴🇧🇷 #MUFC Casemiro has full agreement on four year deal, option until 2027. Medical and then visa to be sorted during weekend.