Sticks out leggy. He's a beautiful evil tyrant. // by @/PsionicSanctum, commissioned by @/BloodButtercups

Excellent once in a life time offer: Become an immortal being of immense power in exchange for not controlling it in any way, shape, or form!

“Hmm. I haven’t fulfilled my evil quota recently.” He says, legs kicked up on a subservient monster’s back, who is on his hands and knees before the demon’s throne.

“Never mind, Thorn is being incredibly horny on the timeline, evil quota achieved.”

Birfday

Nobody wishes him happy birthday. He’s going back to pillaging.

Causes problems.

Yes

1000 Years Dungeon

“Who dares to awaken me from my slumber? You must die.”

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In the meantime

When the humans line up with souls for the taking