When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

I guess they’re ….. sleeping?

Chris Dunn's lavish dinner illustrations

thread of medieval jokes that still kinda go hard:

Thinking I’ll just start putting Forky in increasingly existential locations around our house for Kyle Stapleton to happen upon

Oh you mean human children aren’t the only ones who experience this ?

.Kyle Stapleton and been asking our toddler in increasing levels of worry and volume, “where is the milk dud?!” And I can begin to imagine the method acting Pitt got into for screaming “WHATS IN THE BOX?!”

The enchanted forests of Finnish artist Ulla Thynell ✨

Who’s baby is this and why is it break dancing in my living room.

Ppl say that having a dog is nothing like having a kid, but I sure do pick up a lot of poop for that not to be true.

What I don't get about white veganism is that they see plants as not living, not sentient beings. Indigenous and eurocentric science has proven this wrong a million times. We are just as connected with plants as we are with animals, and both are worthy of respect.

Well,Damn!

22 days to return videotapes

I had a french professor who once said if you just did something like going to the supermarket and experienced it fully without the goggles of habit and catégories you would go crazy with pure sense and joy. I think about it all the time. In a way this is all for him.

If Mary Shelley could write Frankenstein with Lord Byron swanning around in the background doing Lord Byron shit, you can definitively finish writing your work in progress. I believe in you!!

Who needs elf on the shelf when our dinos wreak havoc all day long

My male obgyn said I had tried “being a successful artist” thing long enough & should just have a baby already when I asked about getting an IUD @ 27. I still wanted it; so he gave me the shorter shelf life 1, w/o any pain meds & said I was being dramatic when I cried from pain

My kid’s teacher made toys for her class based on their drawings. Pay teachers more

I really enjoyed this (yes, scroll all the way down!) neal.fun/deep-sea/