Immortality is something you have to EARN dummy. I mean we are significantly longer lived than you normies, but only one of us is truly immortal.

Here I can try: Ceased her salad but the dressing is straight vodka

finally had time to make more horseshoe crab figurines :,)

Sorry that’s me

I fucking hate it here

Why am I catching strays

IM NOT FLAT

IMMMM NOOOT FLAAAAT

Put me down right now

Stop picking me up this is really messing with my dangerous human image

This house is a fucking nightmare I wanna go back to being the only survivor of a family

IM NOT MAGIC IM JUST SHORT RELEASE ME

HELLLP I GOT ADOPTED BY TWO GAY SCIENTISTS HEEEELPPP

Digging up the Dead Meme for this

I love being latina

is there anything so undoing as a daughter?

At the behest of a lover I will not name, I finally watched Kpop Demon Hunters and the Saja Boys song Soda Pop was just terrible. No redeeming quality about it. Just awful.

| 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐙𝐀𝐔𝐍 ꜱɪʟᴄᴏ | ᴛᴇᴍᴘ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ

// FYI Eldtrich here emotionally manipulated me when I was actively grieving, suffering from disordered eating from said grief, and being preyed on to try and get info out of me to get his dick wet with my best friend then blew up at me for not paying attention to him