Now this is my kind of carrying on, that’s why I gotta be with someone as thoughtful as me

I don’t mean to sound like your mom but the lack of routine and discipline in life, waking up without purpose, being idle and spending too much time on the bed with your phone will lead to terrible mental health. That’s a given.

This is why every man want a son , another nigga that understands 😭😭

holy fucking shit???

“Why are you arguing?” IM NOT ????

my type

It's so fucking funny how Mario, the Idea vs. Mario, the Man is better written than her essay

I wake up to a plate of fruit and home made breakfast everyday and dont get me started on the dinners i get daily she deserve more than some heels 😭😭

People who have chef partners are living my dreams

small circle a man who'd die for me. 8 hours of sleep buying whatever the I want educated peace

Esto y no volver a tener citas con gente nueva nunca más

*toda Latinoamérica durmiendo* la sub-trama de Venezuela:

And Americans ask why others care so much about their elections… the world has to live with your voting choices

oh, não!! minha esposa evoluiu um par imenso de seios. meu churrasco está muito suculento. meu travesseiro está geladinho demais. minha cerveja, muito gelada.

I'm convinced that who we marry (and who we don't) affects our success so much more than we ever talk about.