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“Why thank you,” his crimson smile slowly spreading across his white painted face. “Don’t mind if I do!”

“Hey, who’s that guy? He looks kinda familiar…”

“Oh, hey! They’re making another movie about silly old me?” He smirks, taking a long drag from his cigarette. “Guess I’ll need to start working on some new jokes!”

“So wearing sleeping bags is now considered stylish?” He chuckled and shook his head. “I never would have imagined that would be a thing.”

“Hey! Save a slice of that pie for me, you handsome little devils!”

“I am Joker and I support this message!”

“Looks like you went to the wrong movie!!!”

“I’ve had to learn these quotes the hard way… I let too many people walk all over me for far too long… Hah. It’s kind of funny though. I’ve been going to these new therapy groups and they actually seem to be helping. At least, a lot better than that awful social worker!”

“Love that show! Might have a bit of a bias though!” He laughed quietly and took a drag off his cigarette.

“It doesn’t always have to be so bad… does it?”

jumpmanboomer @snakeravencat Alicia Norton “Mainstream news networks tell the best jokes I’ve ever heard!”

Todd Christopher Barnard “Well people used to always talk about having a Space Bubble, this guy just felt the need to make it a reality I suppose!”

“I would NEVER allow myself to get pregnant! I have a little more self respect than that!!!”

Knock knock. Who’s there? No one. It’s just two birds that flew into your sliding glass door.

That’s kind of an oxymoron, don’t you think?

Greatest resignation letter ever

Damn, I look good! Even when I’m DEAD! 🤡

“I want to send her this letter I wrote. I think she’ll like it, but… what if she doesn’t? What if she hates me for it?”

Dude this is madness!