Leave him on read 2020

Honestly... I’m 100% for this

Update: did not leave him on read

Stop taking your kids to a brewery 2020

There needs to be like a “I can’t adult today” button that automatically calls your boss and sets your email to out of office

Today is the last day‼️ Let’s start 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 these votes‼️ #WPMOYChallenge Newton

Adulthood is all fun and games until you officially get kicked off Spotify Student

Day 7 of working from home: 52 unread emails, morale is low, only coworker I can rant to is my dog

Quarantine day 7 (I think): I’ve almost eaten an entire bottle of adult gummy vitamins because I needed a bedtime snack

On the bright side, I’m for sure getting my moneys worth of rent this month #QuarantineLife

I hope my office plant is ok

my jeans must think I’m dead

All change is hard at first, messy in the middle and gorgeous at the end. #JeffreeStarApproved

okay fine i’ll say it. there is no physical way that dan could have been gossip girl

Happy Fathers Day to all the Dilfs out there

One of the most important life lessons I’ve learned is to never trust a man with a ring back tone

I don’t care how old I am, nothing will ever be more comfortable than an XL college tshirt.

...are men ok

Retweet to win a signed football from 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓪𝔂𝓸𝓻 #KeepPounding