Oh hey it’s me!

Hey Washington Capitals, we are in 419, F14 and F15 and rocking the red! #washingtoncapitals #tweetyourseat #capitals

Thinking about Nick Jensen and his family right now.

Yes. This. RT Raymond: Maybe this is the true calling of the aubergine; to be transformed into penguins.

We adopted a corgi last week and we were a little concerned about how other norgi would react. Well....

@CGEppig - maybe? Kate Clancy 🍻 🙅 NTT integrative biology gig here at #illinois: bit.ly/1fXozW0

This! RT @GuardianGrad Top ten graduate CV mistakes – and how to avoid them ow.ly/to4C7

RT Richard Maass Roses are Red Violets are... [Please log into JSTOR or pay $39 to access the remainder of this poem.] #AcademicValentines

@DaviDunning Jenny McC-Wahlberg When you try and get praise from a former Playboy model to appease your foolish ideas, you KNOW you've made it!

@CGEppig Maybe? @PhysAnth "Postdoctoral Fellow in Human Heath and Evolutionary Medicine" feedly.com/e/REsJTrG4

UNM was a Jeopardy answer a few weeks ago, Bryn Mawr tonight. Now I really need to get on! #crushingjeopardy

So Amazon sent me a giant box for 2 items...Box in question.

After opening the box, discovered massive amounts of airpack.

No seriously, it was like 30 feet long...

In fact, it was about the length of my house...

But, on the plus side, the dog loved it!

But here is the contents of the box!

@deltaassist Help! My boyfriend is in hospital and I need to change our trip. I'm in Spain now. Is there a number I can call toll free?

@DeltaAssist How much will it cost to change my ticket and cancel his?

Best day ever here at USDA-BARC. Thanks @SecretarySonny for #BringYourDogToWorkDay #USDA