When I grow up I want to rule the world. <3

i need that friend who will sleep with me in my bed and cook me breakfast every morning

Where's me bestie ;-;

Someone force me out of bed /wails/

Excuse me while I watch bad girls club

Eats corndogs happily @bluefuzzykitten

Sleeps on hanks kitty bed

Hank notice me. Notice me hank senpai

"@bluefuzzykitten: //I've been overcome to write a Hank fanfiction but I am not sure WHAT to write it about sobsS"about how much you love me

Hank just denies that he loves me. Who can't? Im THE fucking hula hoops man.

Not the mention im smart, awesome and charming. Cha-ching goes my pretty teeth.

We should nominate me as king of handsome

@kurt wagner kurttttt

I go unnoticed and unloved Someone love me

Shoots everyone with my awesome hula hoop powers

Now I know why everyone is swooned by the pietros *u*

being a teacher here is so rewarding. look at all these mutant children I get to cook for. and pick up after. and get barfed on by. wow.

I swear I am so late with things that happen to my friends ;-;

Im so cheesy