Fuck you mark cuckerberg

I don’t think that’s ghetto!

I be posting funny shit on Facebook just for my 80 year old aunts to like it and comment “love that for you” with stickers. I h8 it.

Normal is boring.

Harrison Butker hooked up with a male cheerleader when he was in college at Georgia Tech????? I AM LIVING FOR THIS SCALDING HOT TEA 🤭

I wish I could so badly laugh at some “X” (🤮 x is gross, twitter is aesthetically prettier) posts

I’m convinced men only have 1 brain cell

This whole time I thought I was getting boobs but really I’m getting fat brb while I cry and eat my bodyweight in ice cream

I can’t stand people who can’t respect my time. If I told you I’m gonna be somewhere at 4, why are you gonna text me at 4:45 asking me to let you know when I get there? I got a whole toddler with a strict schedule. Respect my time that I offer.

Turns out I’m not fat just squishy and curvy and emotional around my time of month 🤣

7 movie moments that haunt me: 1) the sheriff's hat getting bigger each frame of 'scary movie 3'

This app not letting you see likes should be criminal I wanna be nosey! Elon Musk

When he says he’s bringing you food and wants to watch HP 😍

Damn being depressed made me skinny af now none of my bottom clothes fit me 🥴

This is frustrating. #KAOS⚡️ barely had time to fly. It featured an eclectic cast, incredible diversity, and a twist on Greek mythology. Season 2 would've been a banger. If Netflix isn't going to allow its content to grow, give it up to another platform. It just got started! 🥺

How did that cheesy ass show Nobody Wants This immediately get renewed for a second season but #KAOS didn’t?! Netflix 😭💔

So dramatic but he will be missed RIP

Somebody’s watching meeee… it’s Penn Badgleyyyyy aaaahoooooohaaahoooh ahoooh No one else? lol 👀

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I forgot to use this social media empire for my intrusive thoughts and now my fb friends and fam think I’m a grippy sock girl :(