WE WIN! x.com/official_hydra…

@SHIELDagent_May @SapientTrainee May...isn't your HYDRA stepmother hot?

//I treated myself to a cute little guy at the Lego store today 😍 x.com/Eight_of_Clubs…

@SHIELDagent_May We all should.

@SHIELDagent_May But first we should UNinstall these cameras everywhere.

T.A.H.I.T.I. protocol Ver. 2: Go into a parallel universe and kidnap the counterpart. x.com/official_hydra…

When someone at the HQ hails HYDRA.

//Finally watching apocalypse before they stop showing it xD

@SHIELDagent_May //And I LOVE IT!

//I was the only one who understood the after credits scene. Took me some seconds but then I felt superior xD

//*hums "sweet dreams" at work*

@SHIELDagent_May *txt* Yeah. I'm at home. Kinda having a down for no reason at all. So home office it is.

@SHIELDagent_May I've got a camera feed for my office door but it could be I just took a break from work so I didn't see it.

//Work (and weather) are giving me a hard time right now and when I'm home I just wanna turn my brain off to some tv show.

//Please bear with me during this mood drop.

@SHIELDagent_May *txt* You're in WHAT?

~Here I aaaaaam on the road agaaaaiiin~

//Loss of muse, depression, stressful work, stressful life, "It's just not the same anymore". Choose your favorite reason for me being dead all the time. I just hope to be able to come back here. I missed being party-Phil...

Texts Tony Stark [Txt] Ehm...Hi Tony...What year is it? I /may/ have lost some time.