eating Halloween candy for months is the same as y’all leaving your Xmas lights up for months

it’s not really a women’s world when you’re dressing for the male gaze and singing songs produced by a rapist jus saying

just locked eyes with an opossum for longer than I lock eyes with humans wth is wrong w me 🤣

cigs on a crisp fall day are top tier

can we all agree that emotionally immature men are responsible for everything bad in the world orrr are we still in denial????

every time i think it can’t get worse he’s like hold my beer😭

did god give cats tails so that they’d have a built in toy for life?! dope.

me: I’m fine, everything’s fine also me: lays in an empty field for hours

if you were sick and had to pick your mom or your crusty uncle to look after you, who would you choose?!

in my “bracing for the end of democracy” era

apartment bldgs should have vending machines

love how the name of our country is just ironic

Andrew Garfield playing JT on SNL is top tier comedy

wearing sunglasses inside the airport is the fuckin move

hangin w/ cats >>>>> hangin w/ humans

yeah asmr is cool but have you ever fallen asleep to the sound of two cats absolutely destroying your apartment

getting thru the horror of reality by letting the magic eight run shit ✌🏼

man this Monday really be feeling like a Friday 🥹

used an illegal straw today

really wish I had one of those guys from the Flinstones to chew off my toenails