the wizard: I’m a fraud and you’re an enemy of the state now elphaba:

Very little the powerful in this country fear more than accountability for decisions they have made, secure in the knowledge that the inevitable resulting deaths would be attributed vaguely to systems or circumstances. I mention this in passing and for no reason in particular

A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.

the fact that sesame street was created to provide low income urban kids with quality educational content just for wb to put the show in jeopardy. I hope someone does give the show funding bc sesame street is important in a world full of cocomelon and skibidi toilet.

i don't capitalize anything bc im against capitalism

Looks like it’s time to cancel Disney+ after all. Oh, well.

Elon Musk: Doing to congress what he does to tesla drivers: trapping us inside and setting us on fire.

Remind me who has the majority again?

Musk is going to make the House pass a law making it illegal for Grimes to ignore his texts.

Also more people voted "yea" then there are trans girls playing sports. You guys hate these people so much for literally nothing.

In case you’re having a bad day at work, remember that at least you’re not Trump’s Karoline Leavitt who tweets were so bad today she earned the entire administration a federal restraining order. Keep talking and tweeting, girl! You’re doing great! 👍🏽

“You’ll never bring us down - we’re like Icarus.”

NYU Langone is withdrawing care for trans patients under the age of 19. This is the letter I wrote to their director.