participating in the ole squawk and sleep tonight

POV: You're only using an automated tool for your compliance efforts

I’m entering my beef sandwich era

Nothing more difficult than being a woman awake at 3:00 PM

Me when I’m about to run out of toilet paper: 😖 Me when I turn around to see that Roommate Zoe has anticipated this very need and placed a new roll on the back of the toilet: 😄

Here's a video of Ryan Gosling dancing at the age of 12...

Stomping and swaying in the breeze, angelic elephants hydrate at the watering hole, searching for their inner peace erin whiting

"Those abs are so sharp you could grate cheese on them." - Kynnedie Edwards

@nxtiajoy yeah man, do you want it?

In Mozambique, power lines have to be at least 12 m (39 ft) high to permit safe passage of giraffes beneath the lines.

@nxtiajoy I love you too, child

Why are there so many haunted pumpkins outside human caves? They are very scary and I don’t like their teeth and why do pumpkins need teeth?