I’ve never watched a moment of soccer in my life… but this is fucking insanity 🫣🤯

Can cats smell fear? Asking cuz my moms cat has me cornered in the basement after chasing me down the stairs and attempting to slaughter my ankles.

Casamigos x dunks

Fuck a new years kiss lemme suck them titties

Craving a hot dog in a bad way.

a classic if you ask me

20 year old me was like “i fucking love marketing”

How have I almost made it to 30 without realizing how nice an ice cold diet soda is.

Do they put crack in Annie’s white cheddar and shells?

Pedro Pascal is the ultimate panty remover.

My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese

YYC- did everybody get loaded at lunch today?!?! (My Uber home from work is normally $31 at this time)

Happy pride month to all the bi- girls and the only man they like, their straight boyfriend.

Ate a kale salad for lunch… as if that’ll magically undo the damage I did to my body the last 12 days.

It’s tough to see other people living your dream

Stranger Things is blowing. My. Mind.

overmono nooooo

my fav ozzy clip every cat owner knows this feeling rip legend

One of the best kisses in tv history