West and Amanda confirmed not true. You buffoons.

Stanbury and LVP are the same person and I love it

Just saw Luke Gulbranson on the way to the office. What a hunk

New snacks in the office kitchen dropped. Fuuuuck. I haven’t been here in 3 weeks. I guess this is my hero’s welcome.

Of course the man I was excited to see again has torn his quad at the gym and is bed ridden indefinitely. I can’t.

Someone (who can walk) ask me out for a fun date and come up for a night cap. It could all be so simple!!!

This is how men feel when their best fantasy player is out after week 1

From Geno Smith To Matt Simms Michael Vick Ryan Fitzpatrick Bryce Petty Josh McCown Sam Darnold Trevor Siemian Luke Falk Joe Flacco Zach Wilson Mike White Josh Johnson Chris Streveler Aaron Rodgers Tim Boyle Tyrod Taylor Justin Fields Brady Cook & the Jets are back to Geno Smith.

This guy next to me having blood taken is screeching the words to don’t you forget about me (who knows if that’s the name) and he’s off on the lyrics. I closed my eyes as to not murder him in cold blood.

Idk what about this has me cackling but it does!!!

Today I had to serve as a translator for a French girl who: 1. Was struggling to articulate with the nail tech what she needed 2. Didn’t understand she had to tip (I did have to ask what 20% of $30 is so I could explain it to her$

Anyone who goes to see “JesseSols” is being put on a list

Cognac and chocolate 🤎

Bailey on Summer House — before you speak, DON’T for the love of gggggod.

This has probably never before been said but I’m looking for a crush who crushes me back

Bump thatttttt