Pals I can't believe that Jimmy and Nancy will have a 11 year old tomorrow

Everyone thinks they're so cool and confident until it comes times to parallel park in front of a line of strangers waiting for a brunch table.

You should never pause between the phrases "We lost Grandpa..." and "...at the Walmart for 20 minutes."

Congratulations, Jimmy Fallon, for ALREADY making it to #1 on the New York Times Best Sellers List for your LATEST children's books #5MoreSleepsTilHalloween! You really are Mr. Holiday! Order book here: static.macmillan.com/static/macmill…

You can get out of a TSA pat-down much faster if you keep whispering the word "slower" in the agent's ear.

Pals thank you so much for sharing your love to Jimmy Fallon because he's so special to all of us and Nancy and their kids and we all need to be very lucky to have Jimmy as the host because we all love Jimmy so much

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You don't need an excuse. Sometimes it's refreshing to just say, "I can't be there because I don't want to be."

Drew Barrymore Reveals to Jimmy Fallon That She 'Kept the Dirt' from Their 2005 Film 'Fever Pitch' as the Stars Reunite people.com/drew-barrymore…

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I am so excited to announce that my new album Holiday Seasoning is coming November 1st! You can pre order it now at jimmyfallon.lnk.to/holidayseasoni…🎅🎁🎄❄️

I'm just letting you guys know that Jimmy is off next week and it's only a week ok

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Pals don't forget about Jimmy and Nancy 17th wedding anniversary is tomorrow

Thank you, Martin Short, Hozier, Tom Hanks, Paul Rudd, Tina Fey, AlecBaldwin(HABF), Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Wiig, Emma Stone, Melissa McCarthy, John Mulaney, Jimmy Fallon, and Dana Carvey! Goodnight!

March Madness is cool, but you wanna make March really mad? Tell it to "calm down."

Pals I'm just letting you guys know that Jimmy is taking a break next week because it's his spring break

Pals next week Jimmy is taking a break for one week because of his spring break

Jimmy is off for two weeks because of summer break