A must read. (And yes, my little sister’s contact name is “little shit” in French. I stand by this.)

I made this for a final project — Paying for an NYU education makes the most sense.

FIRST DING DONG OF THE SEASON FOR BIG BOB!! ONE OF 46!! TIES THE GAME!!

The overarching theme of Disney original movies and shows: SUMMER IS IN JEOPARDY

twilight characters as cats - a thread:

“Mandy Patinkin could wine and dine me any day.”

better than camp rock? alright man

Seen in Haiti earlier this year:

Covid is over because BTS said so.

You just got sat the fuck down by Hirokazu Sawamura.

Just found a box of thin mints in the back of my freezer life could not be better

I have never retweeted this once but now that I’ve started grad school… it’s a must

Boys will read the iliad but are afraid to say ily to the lads

Tornado warning in NYC? Am I dumb for not knowing the east coast has tornadoes? If so, I blame NYU

Also my doctor told me the #1 cause of hand lacerations in California is cutting avocados and in New York, cutting bagels. I know this because I went to the ER with a hand laceration from making an avocado bagel…

Mouse in my apartment is breaking stereotypes in that it is not quiet! Will think twice before saying things like “slow as a turtle” or “quick like a bunny” We cannot assume!

I can only hope my future family will be as cheerful and supportive of each others’ bowel movements as the blue bear family in those Charmin commercials

So apparently Big Brother is always watching us and algorithms monitor our preferences but like IDK ABOUT THAT because Instagram is still showing me recipe reels with FRICKIN CORN