“Don’t even let her swipe her card, I’m paying for all of it” Man in front of me with that BIG DICK ENERGY 👏🏻

Okay somebody needs to take this classy woman somewhere nice, for Pete’s sake LOOK AT HER!

I miss Texas a helluva lot

my girlfriend just told me to not let her buy anything at the mall which is kinda like when a werewolf asks you to chain them to a tree on the night of a full moon.

shiny horses & sunshine 🌞

A hill I will die on

Big big sad, HUGE sad, that I don’t still live here 💔

I’m under no obligation to make sense to you

For anyone that thinks trucking is a cakewalk, I’ll hire you immediately to make a living ‘sitting on your ass’. No CDL required, just clean piss.

Try being a 120 pound blonde female on a piece of equipment

I felt good

I’m going to do this for myself

Please hold while I wash the poultice and horse hair off my turquoise

I’m doing 75 hard again—rip

So I used to be a boring ole deodorant kind of gal until I learned the witchcraft of perfume HAHA

Those hard workin hands on a man bring me to my knees

Good evening, this is your daily reminder that a single solar wind turbine takes more energy to create it and set it up than it will ever create energy in its entire lifespan

Rad as hell