An Aquarius is the sign of change & can change everything anytime anywhere

When October arrives, don’t ask if I want to do spooky stuff…just come get me.

How am I alive after all those years driving on the freeway trying to read this?

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women

I miss watching late night infomercials because who doesn’t need a knife, sharp enough to cut through a shoe at 3am?

the seventh grader in me wants to high five whoever did this

and then the weight of everything unsaid hits

The sexiest lingerie is her in my tshirt and nothing else

Wine shopping with my mom is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh this one has a pretty label.”

I'm like the little engine that could. Not. Care. Less.

You wouldn't survive an 80s playground.

Bring back romance, courting, love letters, grand gestures of love.

♫ Mama said clean you out ♫ I'm gonna clean you out

Him: Say something hot to me in Spanish Me: Jalapeño

Kick start of my East Coast concert shows. Such a fun night seeing Filter, Ministry, Alice Cooper and Rob Zombie. Go see their Freaks on Parade Tour if you get a chance! 🎸

totally not cops

Growing up in Miami in the 80s and 90s, it’s impossible to explain the significance all her hits had when they came out. Gloria Estefan is a treasure and this album is still a banger.