Everyone is stepping out in their itty bitty jeans today

I trust Reddit more than I trust my doctor

Not boy not girl just something special

Snacks are so Important

Okay time to fess up who filled my body with concrete

Just remembered watermelon and stone fruit

I deserve an award for being a single father of two, a full time student and in a long distance relationship

Pizza bagel on my mind

Addicted to the weather app

If you are a human with the same name as my dog you’re basically a dog to me

I think I’m finally ready to move on to a new Dr. Bronners scent .

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I butter on her squash till she nut

this is how I feel with my parents

ISO an electrician who specializes in lava lamps

After I unce unce I’m gonna get the fries with an extra side of pickled thangs